Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I would rather

I would rather freeze to death in the snow than suffer through a hot, stifling death.
I would rather wear flip flops than tennis shoes.
I would rather wear heels if they didn't kill my feet.
I would rather have a dog than a cat.
I would rather find a frog in my sink than a bug.
I would rather go without heat than without air conditioning.
I would rather eat cookies than vegetables.
I would rather have drinks at bar while socializing than dance at a club.
I would rather drive than be a passenger.
I would rather have the aisle seat than the window seat.
I would rather jump into the middle of a lake than walk into it from shore.
I would rather snowboard than wakeboard.
I would rather write a blog than do laundry or dishes or vacuum.
I would rather be skinny than rich. (I think) (I am neither)
I would rather use Facebook than Twitter.
I would rather watch The Hangover than Anchorman.
I would rather eat brussel sprouts than broccoli.
I would rather take a shower than a bath.
I would rather cook than go out.
I would rather laugh than cry.
I would rather spend time looking at my babies more than any other pasttime I used to enjoy.

What would you rather?

6 comments:

  1. I would rather lay out on the shore than jump in a lake.
    I would rather lay out of stay in the lodge than wakeboard or snowboard.
    I would rather be rich than skinny {skinny can be bought}.
    I would rather go out than cook.
    I would rather eat veggies than fruit. {Except apples. I love apples.}

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  2. I would rather eat dessert than dinner.
    I would rather lay out than swim.
    I would rather live by the ocean than in the dessert.
    I would rather my cat not have vocal cords than have them.
    I would rather read a novel than read a newspaper.

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  3. I would rather work than be bored.
    I would rather read than work.
    I would rather be fat than exercise.
    I would rather eat salty than sweet.
    I would rather have quiet than noise.
    I would rather hold a baby than anything!

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  4. Love this!

    I would rather sit on the couch in workout clothes and think about exercising than actually do any physical activity.
    I would rather blog from home than have to go into an actual day job.
    I would rather order pizza than make dinner.

    (Can you tell I'm in a lazy mood tonight?)

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  5. I'd rather live by a lake (in Texas) than the shore.
    I'd rather text than talk on the phone. Usually.
    I'd rather wear jeans than any other form of clothing.
    I'd rather drink beer than wine. Usually.
    I'd rather spend time with my drummer than anyone else. Usually.
    I'd rather get a pedi than a massage.

    This is fun. I could do this all night.

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  6. I'd rather have a servant than clean. Ever.
    I'd rather my parents lived forever.
    I'd rather sleep than be an insomniac.
    I'd rather receive, um, favors than give them. (oh yeah selfish)
    I'd rather drive on cruise control than use the pedal.
    I'd rather write this than deal with my crying baby...but I never get what I want.
    Pssht.

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