Email chain between me and Brandon this morning:
EG: Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am going to win a grammy
BG: I'm not quite sure if you're eligible.
EG: BUZZ KILL.
BG: Not to say that you aren't talented, but you haven't even released an album
EG: WHO NEEDS A GRAMMY ANYWAY. I AM UP FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE.
BG: When did you film said movie? Was it a documentary? If you haven't started filming yet, am I cast as the husband because I'd be perfect for the part?
EG: Oh, we are ALREADY making the movie. There is an elf who follows me around. I do testimonials/interviews on my lunch break. And stuff.
BG: Sounds very legit. Almost scientific.
EG: Well. You know.
BG: Is the elf the cameraman? Because that could lead to a lot of low angles which could make you look a little domineering. You might want to have him stand on a stool or something.
EG: You are way over thinking this. Obviously.
It's Wednesday. Lighten up people.