Twitter scares me.
I went to the twitter webpage to see what it's all about. There were no instructions. I don't understand all the @s, RTs and #s. I am sure they mean something, but I wouldn't know what.
And how do I know who to follow? What if no one wants to follow me? Then I will just be sad. And lonely. And wondering what the hashtags are for.
I am afraid that my husband will mock me for joining twitter.
And someone already has the handle I want- "eringirl." WTF? How did she get the same nickname as me? Can we take to the twitter and get my name back? I DO know how to organize angry blog mobs*, so really, she should be afraid.
Annnnnnnnnnd I might just have spent the last two years mocking people with a twitter and now I am afraid that I want one.
Ok all you twitter and non-twitter people alike... chime in. What should I do?
Also, I break all the rules we learned in elementary school about never starting sentences with "and" or "but."
I do it all the time. I win.
*Kim, did you write about this on your blog?! I tried to find something to link it to haha